Pets · Friday, July 24, 2026
Jack Antonoff Replaces Human Romance With Unconditional Love of Four-Legged Studio Intern
The music producer looks suspiciously happy to be picking up poop while his ex Margaret Qualley actually does some work.

Spotted in the wild! Jack Antonoff was seen grinning like a man who just discovered a new synthesizer preset while walking his dog in the city. The producer seems to be handling his split from Margaret Qualley by leaning into his role as a full-time canine chauffeur, proving that a golden retriever is much easier to manage than a movie star's filming schedule.
While Margaret is busy actually earning a paycheck on her new film set, Jack is out here treating the sidewalk like a red carpet. He looked so unbothered that we suspect the dog might be ghostwriting his next three indie-pop albums. If the leash fits, wear it, honey!
Jack’s post-breakup glow-up consists of a messy hoodie and a plastic baggie, which is honestly a mood. Why deal with the complex emotional layers of a high-profile breakup when you can just throw a tennis ball until your arm falls off? We see you, Jack, and we see that wagging tail too.