Jaime King Misses Taylor Swift Wedding Because She Is Currently A Professional Baby

Listen, we all know the rule: if Taylor Swift invites you to a wedding, you show up even if you have to ride a falcon across the Atlantic. But Jaime King decided to take the 'I have a life' route, claiming she stayed home because her son Leo—who happens to be Taylor's godson—needed his mommy. Bold move, Jaime. Very bold. While the rest of the squad was busy vibing with Olympic gymnasts and Hollywood royalty in Rhode Island, Jaime was apparently trapped in a world of juice boxes and nap schedules. It’s hard to stay mad at a baby, but Leo, honey, you’re standing between your mom and a four-tier gold-leaf cake. Get it together, kiddo! Jaime tried to play it cool on the internet, acting like she didn't miss the social event of the millennium where Jack Antonoff probably played the kazoo for three hours. She was too busy being a 'dedicated parent' or whatever that means. We get it, you’re wholesome, but we’re pretty sure Taylor has a VIP nursery with silk diapers for exactly this situation. Next time, Jaime, just hire a professional toddler-sitter and get on the private jet. We need someone on the inside to tell us if Tom Hanks actually does the Electric Slide. Don't let the teething ring hold your social life hostage ever again.