Jasmine Guy Claims Phylicia Rashad Once Cured Her Hiccups Using Only Regal Stares

Listen, we all know Jasmine Guy is the queen of shade, but when it comes to Phylicia Rashad, she’s basically lead cheerleader. Jasmine just dropped a tribute so sweet it gave everyone in Hollywood a temporary cavity, claiming their decades-long friendship is the only thing keeping the Earth on its axis. Honestly, we’re obsessed with this duo. Word on the street is that Jasmine doesn't just admire Phylicia; she’s convinced the woman is a literal sorceress of etiquette. Rumor has it that during their time together on set, Phylicia once looked at a cold cup of coffee so intensely that it apologized and heated itself back up to precisely 180 degrees. That is the kind of power we need in our own friend groups. While the rest of us are sending ‘HBD’ texts that get ignored, Jasmine is out here writing digital sonnets. Neighbors say Jasmine’s tribute was so heartfelt that a nearby statue of a historical figure shed a single, classy tear. If these two don't start a podcast where they just drink tea and judge our life choices with extreme elegance, we are going to riot.