Jen Aniston’s New Full-Time Job Is Choosing Fonts for Her Boyfriend’s Boring Book

Jennifer Aniston has officially reached that stage of a relationship where you stop being a glamorous movie star and start being a free graphic design consultant. Sources close to the actress's reading glasses claim she spent weeks agonizing over Jim Curtis’s new book cover, because apparently, a man cannot simply pick a photo of himself without a Golden Globe winner validating his jawline. Jen reportedly treated the task like a high-stakes mission at the CIA. We’re hearing she held up fourteen different shades of blue to the light to see which one best complimented Jim’s aura, while he just stood there wondering if he was allowed to have a snack. It’s a brave new world for Rachel Green, moving from ‘The Rachel’ haircut to ‘The Jim’ typesetting. If the book doesn’t hit the bestseller list, we fully expect Jen to take over the marketing department next. Rumor has it she’s already drafting a twenty-page memo on why the kerning in chapter three is ‘emotionally stunted.’ Honestly, if Jen Aniston isn't micromanaging your font choices, are you even really dating?