Jennifer Aniston Wears $8 Sack of Potatoes, Fashion World Declares It Art

Jennifer Aniston has finally done it. She has reached the level of fame where she could drape herself in a soggy bathmat and we would all run to the nearest dumpster to find a matching one. This summer, Jen is leading the charge for 'Affordable Elegance,' which is apparently code for wearing things that cost less than a venti latte at a suburban airport. While Nicole Kidman is busy looking like a high-fashion gazelle in items that cost more than my mortgage, Jen was spotted looking breezy in an outfit that literally started at $8. It’s a bold move for a woman who could probably buy a small island with the change in her couch cushions. The fashion police are currently in a standoff over whether this is 'relatable queen energy' or just an elaborate prank on the garment industry. Her secret? It’s all in the accessories, babe. If you pair an $8 tank top with a $40,000 watch and the skin of someone who has never seen a carb, nobody notices you bought your clothes at the same place you get your discount laundry detergent. We're all one paycheck away from trying to sew our own summer dresses out of tea towels just to get that 'Malibu Minimalist' aesthetic. Now, if you'll excuse me, I’m off to find a $17 sun hat that Jen wore for three seconds so I can pretend my life is a Nancy Meyers movie instead of a chaotic pile of unfolded laundry.