Jennifer Garner and Ina Garten Escape to the Hamptons in Matching Denim Chains

Spotted: Ina Garten and Jennifer Garner are currently involved in a denim-on-denim arms race that has every substitute teacher in America weeping into their lukewarm coffee. Sources say the duo recently met in a secret garden shed to discuss the tactical advantages of elastic waistbands and breathable fabrics. Jennifer was seen rocking overalls that suggest she is ready to paint a fence or win a Golden Globe at a moment's notice, while Ina is reportedly storing enough clarified butter in her denim pockets to survive a minor apocalypse. Insiders claim the two are testing a new line of 'Back-to-School' slacks that are so comfortable, they actually emit a low-frequency hum that puts caffeinated toddlers to sleep instantly. Ina refuses to wear anything that doesn't allow for maximum arm movement while whisking, and Jen needs the mobility to perform spontaneous backflips when she sees a nice head of kale. It’s a fashion revolution, and our waistlines are the only winners here. While the rest of us are struggling to zip up our regular humans pants, these two are living in a $15 cotton-blend heaven. They’ve reportedly formed a pact to never wear buttons or zippers ever again. If you see a woman in the Hamptons looking incredibly relaxed and smelling faintly of vanilla extract and organic potting soil, just know that the denim revolution has officially begun.