Jennifer Holliday Admits She Thought Her Golden Voice Was Just A Very Lanky Ghost

Can you believe Jennifer Holliday actually walked around in the eighties thinking her voice was a basic fluke? Imagine having a set of pipes that can shatter bulletproof glass and bring an entire theater to tears, and then just shrugging it off as some weird biological feedback. She basically admitted she didn't know she was that girl until the reviews started rolling in. Word on the street is Jennifer was convinced that Every Time she hit one of those glass-shattering notes in 'And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going,' it was actually a very talented spirit haunting the auditorium speakers. She was just standing there doing the choreography and hoping the phantom soprano wouldn't miss a beat. It’s like finding out your daily commute is actually a world-record sprint but you just thought the wind was pushing you really hard. She really originated the role of Effie White thinking she was just 'doing okay' while the rest of the world was literally busy inventing a new scale of measurement for vocal chords. Next you’re going to tell us that Beyoncé thinks her dance moves are just involuntary muscle spasms caused by low blood sugar. Jennifer, honey, the ghost wasn't singing—you were just that loud and that legendary. We’re glad you finally caught on, even if it took a few decades to realize you aren't actually possessed by a musical demon.