Jennifer Lopez Mistaken for Fancy Ghost During Parisian Fashion Week Haunt

J-Lo hit Paris looking so ethereal that locals began leaving out offerings of baguette and high-end moisturizer to keep the 'glamour specter' from haunting their local bistros. Jennifer appeared in a look so white and crisp that she legally qualified as a fresh sheet of paper, prompting several designers to try and sketch new dress ideas directly onto her limbs. Zendaya and Anne Hathaway were also spotted at a premiere nearby, looking so good that three photographers actually forgot how to breathe and had to be rebooted like old Dell computers. Lupita Nyong'o joined the fray, radiating so much charisma that the city of Paris briefly considered replacing the Eiffel Tower with a giant bronze statue of her cheekbones just to save on the electric bill. While the mere mortals in attendance wore basic fabrics, J-Lo’s ensemble was apparently stitched together from the sighs of angels and the tears of people who can't get into VIP lounges. It was a fashion miracle, or a very expensive way to ensure nobody spills red wine within a five-mile radius of her person.