Jerry O'Connell Begs Rebecca Romijn To Stop Rubbing Rocks On Her Stinky Armpits

Jerry O'Connell has officially had it with his wife Rebecca Romijn’s commitment to smelling like a literal boulder. The actor recently spilled the tea on the fact that Rebecca has ditched regular antiperspirant for a 'crystal' stick, which is essentially just a smooth rock that promises to fight odors with positive energy and zero chemicals. According to Jerry, the energy is great, but the actual scent is giving 'middle school gym locker after a rainstorm.' He’s out here living his best life as a devoted husband, but he Draw the line at pretending a piece of quartz can stop a supermodel from sweating like a normal human. He loves her kicking body, but he's not exactly thrilled about the kicking body odor that comes with Earth-friendly hygiene. Jerry basically admitted that the crystal is a total scam and he’s ready to stage an intervention with a can of spray-on forest musk. Rebecca apparently thinks she’s being all spiritual and chic, while Jerry is just over there holding his breath and praying for a breeze. It’s a classic Hollywood romance: one person smells like a lavender field, and the other smells like a decorative garden path.