Joan Cusack Refuses to Break Character and Only Answers to Cowgirl

Joan Cusack has finally admitted what we all suspected: she has fully transitioned into being a plastic toy with heavy emotional baggage. In a move that has her neighbors very confused, the actress revealed that voicing Jessie is the only thing that actually matters in her life. Honestly, who needs human interaction when you can spend forty hours a week trapped in a sound booth screaming about a fictitious bullseye?