Jodie Sweetin Saves Children From Dreaded Fate Of Wearing Denim Overalls On TV

Jodie Sweetin has finally broken her silence on the most scandalous thing a Hollywood parent can do: letting their kids have a normal childhood without a single IMDB credit to their names. In a world where every celebrity toddler is three seconds away from launching a lifestyle brand, Jodie’s daughters are apparently doing something called 'homework' and 'not recording auditions in the living room.' How retro! Jodie spilled the tea on why she steered her offspring away from the child-star life that made her famous. It turns out, she didn't want them to suffer the ultimate indignity of 90s fashion or having to exclaim 'How rude!' every time a relative walks through the front door. Sources—well, my own brain—suggest the girls are relieved they don't have to compete for the same bowl of cereal in a commercial with a talking golden retriever. While the rest of us were hoping for a Next-Gen Full House reboot where everyone is an influencer living in a giant sourdough bread bowl, Jodie is keeping it real. She is officially the only person in Los Angeles not trying to turn their family into a multi-platform content ecosystem. It’s a bold move, Sweetin. Let's see if it pays off, or if the kids eventually rebel by becoming wildly successful accountants just to spite the limelight.