Jodie Turner-Smith’s Tiny Toddler Now Has A PhD In Relationship Counseling

Forget coloring books and Fingerfrights; Jodie Turner-Smith has turned the nursery into a high-stakes litigation wing of the Harvard Law library. The actress revealed she’s been hitting the books to explain the big split to little Juno, and honestly, the kid is now more emotionally mature than most of the guys I’ve dated in West Hollywood. While most toddlers are busy trying to eat gray play-dough, Juno is reportedly nodding sagely and asking Joshua Jackson if his current co-parenting style is 'truly serving the family's higher purpose.' Jodie’s use of literature to bridge the gap is genius, though we hear the next book on the list is titled 'Why Mommy Deserves 70% of the Good Pillows.' Juno has reportedly moved on from requesting 'Goodnight Moon' to asking for a detailed slide deck on joint custody logistics. The toddler now insists on being addressed as a 'Senior Consultant' during bath time and refuses to eat her dinosaur nuggets until a neutral third-party mediator has tasted them for poison or resentment. At this rate, we expect the three-year-old to have her own daytime talk show by Christmas. She’s already mastered the art of the empathetic head-tilt, which is basically 90% of a therapist's job anyway. Move over, Dr. Phil, there’s a new toddler in town with a very expensive picture book and no time for your drama.