Julia Garner Breaks Free From Foster the People To Foster Her Own Sanity

It is finally official! Our favorite accented queen Julia Garner has decided that six years of listening to 'Pumped Up Kicks' on a loop is exactly five and a half years too many. The girl who survived the Ozarks and fooled all of New York City as Anna Delvey has finally pulled off her greatest heist yet: a single life without a husband who definitely peaked in 2011. Word on the street is that the curls are extra bouncy this week because they no longer have to worry about indie-pop royalties or whether or not her husband's fedora collection is sentient. Friends say Julia realized that while she was busy winning Emmys and playing an heiress, Mark was mostly just... there, existing in a permanent state of Coachella 2014 energy. She is walking away with her dignity and hopefully a very good dry cleaner for all those vintage coats. We are personally hoping her next move is a rebound with a high-stakes con artist or a very quiet librarian. Either way, the only thing she's 'fostering' now is her own peace of mind. Sorry, Mark, but those kicks just aren't fast enough to keep up with this diva anymore!