Kacey Musgraves Cancels Opening Nights to Finally Learn Where Middle of Nowhere Actually Is

Kacey Musgraves just pulled the ultimate 'brb forever' move by scrapping the start of her 'Deeper into the Well' tour. Chicago fans were left standing on the sidewalk with their rhinestone cowboy hats in hand, wondering if Kacey officially decided that the 'Middle of Nowhere' wasn't a tour theme, but a literal hiding spot. Insiders suggest the star realized halfway through packing her disco-ball luggage that she hasn't actually located the 'Well' she’s supposed to be going deeper into. Rumor has it she’s currently circling a cornfield in Iowa trying to find a portal that only accepts high-waisted denim and soulful stares as currency. While refunds are being issued, the real cost is the emotional toll on the windy city's glitter supply. Kacey hasn't said a word, probably because the Wi-Fi in the literal void is spotting at best. We can only assume she’s busy teaching a sagebrush how to play the harmonica.