Karamo Brown Promises to Make Jussie Smollett’s Career Manifestation Actually Tangible for Once

It’s official, babes. Karamo Brown is finally putting his Emmy-winning therapeutic skills to the ultimate test by dating Jussie Smollett. While we were all wondering who Karamo’s mystery celebrity man was, he was busy drafting a five-step plan to help Jussie navigate the complex intersection of 'oops' and 'did I really do that?' Word on the street is that their first date consisted of Karamo sitting Jussie down on a velvet sofa and asking, 'What is the trauma that makes you want to stage a Subway run at 2 A.M.?' Karamo is reportedly using a specialized culture-expert technique to help Jussie find his inner truth, even if that truth is currently hiding behind a mountain of legal fees and public confusion. Friends say the duo is inseparable, mostly because Karamo won't let Jussie go anywhere without a vision board and a supportive hug. If anyone can make Jussie’s reputation pivot from 'lawsuit' to 'livable,' it’s the man who convinced a redneck to wear a romper in Season 1. Get ready for the most emotionally intelligent red carpet walk in history.