Kate Hudson Ends Confusion Forever By Wearing The Only Dress Left In Existence

Look, we’ve all been there. You stand in front of your closet for three hours, weeping because you have nothing to wear and your life is a hollow void. Well, stop crying into your granola because Kate Hudson just saved humanity with a floral sundress so powerful it actually makes choices for you. Kate stepped out in a botanical number that basically screams, 'I have a terrace and you don't.' It’s the kind of outfit that says she spends her mornings whispering to heirloom tomatoes and her afternoons being whimsical near a fountain. Honestly, if you aren't wearing at least four different species of flora on your torso this week, are you even breathing? Insiders say the dress radiates a psychic frequency that cures the 'What do I wear?' blues instantly. Since Kate put this on, the stock market for plain t-shirts has plummeted and bird-of-paradise prints are the new global currency. If you see a woman in a $36 knockoff looking vaguely lost near a garden center, just know Kate Hudson is her spiritual commander now.