Kate Middleton and Martha Stewart Form Secret Leg-Freeing Summer Skirt Cult

Shut the front door and throw away your denim because Kate Middleton has decided that legs are finally back in style. The Princess of Wales was spotted rocking a breezy skirt, and apparently, the rest of the A-list decided to make it their entire personality. If you aren't wearing a garment that lets the wind hit your knees, are you even famous? Not to be outdone by royalty, Martha Stewart has joined the movement, probably while baking a tray of scones and looking effortlessly crisp. It’s a total fabric takeover. Katie Holmes and Demi Moore have also reportedly binned their leggings in favor of the 'swoosh' factor. The vibe is very 'I have a yacht to catch,' even if you’re just walking to the fridge for a snack. Zendaya is also in on the action, which means the skirt trend is officially legally binding for all citizens under 40. Insiders tell us the group is considering a formal ban on zippers and buttons by mid-July. If you see a woman spinning in a circle until she gets dizzy this weekend, don't worry—she’s just following the royal decree. Get your ankles ready, folks, it’s going to be a drafty season.