Katharine McPhee Reveals Husband David Foster Is Actually Three Jazz Grands Combined

Listen, we all knew David Foster was talented, but Katharine McPhee just dropped the family photos that prove he’s less of a man and more of a sentient Steinway. For their anniversary, Kat shared snaps of their son Rennie, who is reportedly already capable of producing a multi-platinum ballad just by sneezing on a Casio keyboard. David, who has more Grammys than most of us have clean socks, seems to be aging in reverse, or perhaps he’s just being sustained by the sheer power of smooth jazz and Katharine’s skincare routine. Insiders say the household doesn't use a doorbell; guests are required to sing a high-octane Broadway riff into the intercom just to get the gate to budge. While the rest of us are struggling to get our kids to eat a literal chicken nugget, little Rennie is out here living the 'American Idol' dream in an artisanal onesie. The family dynamic is reportedly so melodic that the neighbors have started charging admission just to listen to their heated arguments, which usually resolve in a four-part harmony and a key change.