Katy Perry’s Ancient Relic Obsession Boils Over After 3000-Year-Old Skull Found With Turtle

Archaeologists in El Salvador just found a 3,000-year-old skull alongside a ceramic turtle, and honestly, Katy Perry is probably losing her mind. We all know Katy is the queen of quirky kitsch, and finding out a prehistoric trendsetter beat her to the 'oceanic-chic' aesthetic is the ultimate fashion robbery. You can almost hear her screaming at her stylist to find a matching volcanic ash face mask to complete the look. While the rest of the world is talking about historical preservation, we know the real tea. Katy has been leaning into that whole 'timeless' vibe for years, but being upstaged by a three-millennium-old skeleton with better taste in pottery is a major 'Whoopsie' for her brand. Did the skull even have a glam team? Doubtful. Yet, it managed to pull off the 'buried under volcanic debris' look better than most influencers at Coachella. Word on the street is that Katy is already planning a comeback tour where she emerges from a giant ceramic tortoise. If she can't own the original artifact, she'll just recreate it with lasers and a high-budget dance routine. Move over, Indiana Jones; the teenage dream is getting dusty, and we are absolutely here for the archaeological aesthetic.