Ken Marino Swaps Leading Man Status for Flashbulbs and Invasive Personal Questions

It’s happened, babes. Our favorite chaotic king Ken Marino has officially crossed over to the dark side. In his latest gig, he’s playing a photographer who spends his days chasing down stars not for their autographs, but for their 'Celebrity Sex Pass' lists. Finally, a movie that asks the hard-hitting questions we usually only whisper to our pillows after three mimosas. Ken’s character, Vincent, is apparently the only person in Hollywood actually doing 'work.' While the rest of the A-list is busy getting filler and dodging taxes, Ken is out here with a lens the size of a bazooka, trying to document exactly who wants to take a trip to Shagtastic Island with a stranger. Honestly? It's the most relatable role of his career. We hear Ken prepared for the role by hiding in bushes and practice-shouting 'Who’s your freebie?!' at confused delivery drivers. If this movie doesn't end with a fifteen-minute montage of awkward eye contact and regrettable crush confessions, we are suing for a full refund. Hollywood needs more of this kind of madness and fewer superhero sequels.