Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi Bond Over Shared Passion for Being Very Tall

The rumors are true: Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi have finally combined their heights to form a skyscraper-level power couple. Our girl Kendall is ‘very into’ the Australian actor, mostly because she finally found someone who doesn’t require her to crouch down like a ninja just to get into a selfie frame. It’s a match made in runway heaven. The Kardashian-Jenner clan has already given their blessing, probably because Jacob is the only person in Hollywood who can help Kris Jenner reach the top shelf of her Birkin closet without a stepladder. Seeing them together is less like a date and more like watching two majestic giraffes try to share a cocktail straw at a Coachella VIP lounge. Insiders say their ‘energies match,’ which is celebrity speak for ‘they both enjoy staring into the middle distance while wearing expensive beige linen.’ Jacob apparently loves that Kendall understands the unique trauma of hitting your head on a doorframe, and Kendall is just thrilled she can finally wear her six-inch stilettos without making her boyfriend look like an adorable hobbit sidekick. While the rest of us are out here dating people who lie about being 5’10” on apps, Kendall is living the dream with a man who could literally see over a crowd at a stadium concert while sitting down. We just hope they remember to duck when entering low-ceilinged trendy pasta spots.