Lance Bass and Joey Fatone Reaching Rock Bottom with Booze Battle

Honey, lock up your liquor cabinets because the frosted tips are back and they’re thirstier than ever. Lance Bass and Joey Fatone have officially traded their synchronized hip-thrusts for cocktail shakers, and the results are looking more shaken than stirred. They've teamed up with some mixologists to host a show where people literally fight over garnish, and we are screaming. It’s basically 'Battle of the Bands' but with more maraschino cherries and significantly less auto-tune. We heard rumblings that the competition gets so heated, Joey Fatone tried to use a leftover NSYNC marionette string as a pasta strainer. Honestly? We respect the hustle. Why win a Grammy when you can win the title of 'Guy Who Makes a Mean Tequila Sunrise while Rachel Maddow watches'? Word on the street is the cocktails are themed after their old hits. We’re talkin' 'Bye Bye Bye' Bourbon and 'It’s Gonna Be May' Mimosas. If the drinks are half as stiff as their 90s choreography, we’re all in for a very blurry 10 episodes. Just don't let Justin Timberlake near the open bar, okay? So, if you’ve ever wanted to see a middle-aged pop star argue about the structural integrity of a cocktail umbrella, this is your Super Bowl. Grab your glittery vests and a bottle of Ibuprofen, because this show is going to be the most delicious mess of the TV season.