Lily Collins Dehydrated From Sobbing After Brother Decides To Change His Relationship Status

Absolute scenes in the Collins household this week! Lily Collins has officially run out of saline after her brother, Nic Collins, announced he is getting hitched to Isabella Cristina Serralles. Sources close to Lily's vanity mirror say the actress isn't just happy—she’s 'concerningly moist' and has been weeping since Friday morning. While most of us just drop a ‘Congrats!’ comment and keep scrolling past the ring pics, Lily went full method actor. She reportedly treated the engagement announcement like the series finale of a prestige drama, leaking tears at a rate that could solve a small-scale drought. Honestly, the commitment to being a supportive sibling is bordering on a medical emergency. Friends are worried that if Nic actually goes through with the wedding, Lily might evaporate entirely by the time they reach the altar. She’s already been seen clutching a decorative pillow and whispering 'mon dieu' at a framed photo of a croissant. We just hope someone is standing by with a Gatorade for our favorite high-fashion weeping willow. You have to respect the hustle. Most celebrities use their social media to sell overpriced tea, but Lily is out here giving us raw, unfiltered, water-based emotion. Just remember, Lily: save some of those tears for the bridesmaid dress fitting, because those things are notoriously itchy and definitely deserve a public breakdown.