Local Girl Reads Entire Book Without Looking At Her Phone Once

In a move that has left the world's teenagers absolutely shaking, TikTok legend Hina has revealed her secret strategy for success: actually opening a book and moving her eyes across the pages from left to right. Sources say she didn't even stop to check if anyone had liked her latest selfie for a record-breaking twelve minutes, sparking fears that she may be an actual wizard or a time traveler from the 1950s. Hina is out here fighting the 'anti-intellectualism' vibes by reminding us that stories exist outside of sixty-second dance clips. While the rest of us are struggling to read a menu without a Subway Surfers split-screen playing underneath it, she’s building an empire on the radical notion that paper doesn't need a charging cable. It’s brave, it’s bold, and frankly, it’s making my brain itch just thinking about it. Her evolving content strategy apparently involves 'plot' and 'character development,' which are reportedly things that happen when you don't scroll past a video of a middle-aged man peeling a giant grape. The community is obsessed, mostly because Hina makes holding a hardcover look like the ultimate high-fashion accessory. Move over, tiny handbags; the hot new trend is a four-hundred-page fantasy novel that you definitely intend to finish eventually.