Loose Change Chic: Jodie Foster Admits To Filling Sizzling Loafers With Actual Pennies

Honey, put down the stilettos because the A-list has officially gone 'broke' for the cameras. Jodie Foster was spotted prowling the streets in a pair of penny loafers so crisp you could see your reflection in the leather. But she isn't just wearing the shoes, she's turning them into a mobile savings account. Word on the street is that Jodie actually stuffs hers with vintage copper coins to ensure she has exact change for a parking meter or a very small latte. Not to be outdone, Rosamund Pike is reportedly obsessed with the acoustic 'clink' of the footwear. Insiders say Rosamund treats the sidewalk like a percussion instrument, intentionally stomping through marble lobbies to announce her presence like a very chic, very expensive ghost. It’s a total power move. Why hire a publicist to announce you’ve arrived when you can just jangle your way into the room? Andie MacDowell and Rashida Jones are also jumping on the metal-toed bandwagon, proving that the only thing cooler than being a legendary actress is sounding like a dropped jar of pickles every time you take a step. It’s the ultimate recession-core fashion statement. By the time they get to the checkout counter, they just have to lift their feet and shake—it’s the new Apple Pay, but much harder on the ankles.