Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song Too Busy For Your Needy Holiday Parties

Listen, if you were expecting a Christmas card from the Culkin-Song household, you might as well go outside and talk to a brick. Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song are officially too busy being the coolest parents in Hollywood to acknowledge your existence. While you're out there stress-sweating over a half-priced ham, Mac and Brenda are leaning into the 'Busy' lifestyle, which mostly involves looking iconic and avoiding Kevin McCallister traps around the house. Word on the street is their schedule is so packed they’ve had to outsource their breathing. Between Brenda being a literal Disney legend and Mac becoming a Walk of Fame superstar, there simply isn't enough time in the day to listen to your aunt’s story about her bunions. They are booked, busy, and probably wearing very expensive loungewear that costs more than your entire car. To be fair, being this productive is a full-time job. You try balancing a legacy of protecting a New York City townhouse from burglars with the high-stakes world of being a stylish millennial parent. It’s exhausting. If they don’t answer your texts, it’s not because they don’t like you—actually, it is, but let's just blame the schedule.