Margaret Qualley Vows to Only Date Men Who Don’t Carry Clarinet Cases

Margaret Qualley is officially trading in the indie-rock vibes for literally anything else. After parting ways with Jack Antonoff, she’s reportedly 'looking ahead,' which is celebrity-speak for 'I am currently deleting every playlist featuring a reverb-heavy saxophone solo.' Word on the street is that Margaret’s next project, 'Possession,' is her top priority, mostly because movie sets are traditionally free of guys wearing thick-rimmed glasses and talking about the 'texture' of a 1980s Roland keyboard. She’s ready for a fresh start where she doesn't have to pretend to understand the nuances of a B-side track recorded in a basement in New Jersey. Friends say the goal now is absolute silence. No more Taylor Swift production anecdotes at 3:00 AM. No more hunting for vintage analog cables. Margaret is looking for a man who thinks 'Bleachers' are just a place people sit to watch sports they don't understand. She’s moving on, moving up, and presumably moving away from any zip code that smells like vinyl record cleaner.