Margot Robbie’s $391 Bermuda Shorts Prove She Has Completely Given Up On Life

Honestly, I’m shaking. Margot Robbie was just spotted wandering around in $391 Bermuda shorts like she’s about to ask me where the nearest Lowe’s is or start a lecture on the proper way to mulch a garden. After months of serving pink perfection, our resident Barbie has officially transitioned into her 'suburban dad on a cruise' era, and quite frankly, the knees are getting way too much airtime. $391 for shorts that stop three inches above the patella? That’s not a fashion choice, that’s a cry for help. She paired them with a long-sleeve shirt that screams 'I’m hiding from the sun and also my responsibilities.' I haven’t been this traumatized since I saw a picture of a celebrity wearing those rubber toe-shoes in 2014. My eyes are burning, but my heart is curious. Is this the new blueprint for summer? Should we all just abandon our dignity and embrace the mid-length hemline? Margot looks like she’s ready to build a deck or argue about the thermostat settings at a Marriott. If these shorts become a trend, I’m officially moving to a planet where pants are mandatory and shins are a private matter.