Matt Damon Bored Out of Human Mind as Anne Hathaway Recites Baby Poetry

London was truly the place to be this week if you enjoy watching A-listers pretend to listen to each other. Tom Holland, a pregnant Anne Hathaway, and Matt Damon hit the carpet for their new project, but the vibes were strictly 'Sunday family brunch you can't escape.' Anne was glowing like she’d swallowed a literal lightbulb, but that didn't stop her from cornering the boys for some intense nesting talk. Local lip-readers claim Anne spent forty minutes explaining the benefits of artisanal goat-milk swaddles while Matt Damon’s soul visibly exited his body. Poor Matt looked like he was mentally calculating how many bags of potatoes he could grow on Mars just to avoid talking about nursery color palettes. He’s survived the Bourne identity, but he barely survived this photocall. Meanwhile, Tom Holland was doing his best 'cool older brother' routine, looking like he was five seconds away from trying to perform a backflip over Anne’s bump. The Spider-Man star seemed convinced the baby could already do its own stunts, trying to teach the stomach-area how to land in a superhero three-point crouch. Honestly, the child hasn't even hit the air yet and it already has a better agent than you.