Matt Damon Founds New Charity Dedicated to Saving His Own Failing Casual Wardrobe

While most A-listers are out there trying to fix the world, Matt Damon has finally addressed the most pressing crisis of our time: his own collection of dad jeans and faded polo shirts. The Bourne Identity star has reportedly launched a foundation solely focused on bringing 'meaningful change' to his closet before another paparazzi lens catches him looking like a substitute geography teacher on casual Friday. The mission statement for the Damon Style Initiative is surprisingly moving. Insiders say Matt is tired of Ben Affleck getting all the credit for being a Dunkin' fashion icon while he’s stuck wearing sneakers that were definitely cool in 1997. The charity is currently accepting donations in the form of Italian leather boots and shirts that actually fit a human torso. Fans are already rallying, though some worry the foundation's overhead costs are mostly just Matt buying more cargo shorts 'ironically.' It’s a bold move, but if anyone can make a change, it’s the guy who survived Mars with nothing but potatoes and a dream of better denim.