Meghan Trainor Trades Vocal Cords for Pure Bass Following High-Stakes Surgery

The singer brought her entire family along for the procedure to ensure her first post-op sound was technically a smash hit.

Meghan Trainor has officially leveled up her 'all about that bass' brand by undergoing a vocal cord renovation that reportedly turns her throat into a subwoofer. The pop star brought her entire entourage to the clinic, treating the operating room like it was a red carpet premiere for her new, more aerodynamic set of pipes. Since she couldn't speak, Meghan had to communicate via a series of interpretive dances and hand-drawn doodles of ukuleles onto napkins. Insiders say she considered getting a golden whistle installed while the surgeons were under the hood, but ultimately decided that her natural charisma was loud enough to break glass anyway. Now that her hemorrhaged vocal cord is history, the singer is ready to hit notes so low they can be heard by deep-sea creatures. Friends say she’s currently resting her voice by screaming silently into expensive designer pillows and communicating with her husband via smoke signals and semaphore.