Mel C Engaged After Mallorca Proposal Left Sporty Spice Gasping For High-Velocity Oxygen

Move over, Posh—the Sporty one is getting hitched! Our favorite back-flipping icon Mel C has finally spilled the tea on how Chris Dingwall secured the most athletic 'yes' in history while they were lounging in Mallorca. Apparently, the scenery was so nice that Chris decided to ruin a perfectly good tan by dropping to one knee while Mel was probably mid-sit-up. Word on the street is that Chris didn't just bring a diamond; he brought enough Mediterranean vibes to make a sangria fountain jealous. Mel C, who usually spends her time being the only Spice Girl who can actually hit the high notes while doing a roundoff, was caught completely off guard. She was expecting a tapas delivery, but instead, she got a lifelong contract with a man who clearly isn't afraid of a woman who can kick his head off. Insiders say the wedding planning is already at fever pitch. We’re hearing rumors of a mandatory tracksuit dress code and a reception that involves a synchronized high-jump over a five-tier vegan cake. If the bridesmaids aren't wearing sneakers, does a Spice Girl wedding even count? Either way, we’re just glad Mel finally found someone who knows if you want her future, you’ve got to get with her fiancé.