Middle-Class Royal Crisis: Prince William Forgot the High-Definition Sunscreen at Wimbledon

Listen, we all know the Royal Box at Wimbledon is basically a petri dish for fancy hats and awkward small talk, but Prince William just took 'Relatable Dad' energy to a dangerous new level. Witnesses say the man was squinting harder than a tourist trying to read a tube map because he forgot his polarized sunnies and that specific royal-grade SPF. Truly, the monarchy has never been in more peril. While Wills was busy battling the giant yellow ball in the sky, Leslie Mann and her mini-me Maude Apatow were spotted absolutely thriving. They were all smiles, probably because they actually remembered to pack their designer moisturizer and didn't have to worry about looking like a boiled lobster in front of thirty cameras and the ghosts of British tennis past. At one point, it looked like the Prince was trying to use a juice program to shade his eyes, which is just sad. We’ve all been there, darling, but usually, we don’t have a palace full of valets to blame for our forehead burns. Next time, just borrow a scrunchie from Leslie and pull that fringe back, it’s a much more aerodynamic look for the court.