Million Dollar Listing Star Josh Flagg Desperately Flees Humidity For Only Ten Million

Josh Flagg is officially over the Florida lifestyle, listing his Miami estate for a cool $10 million because apparently, 4,000 square feet isn't enough room to store his collection of vintage velvet blazers without them getting moldy from the swamp air. We all know Josh doesn't do 'sweaty,' and Florida is basically just one big natural sauna designed to ruin expensive loafers. The property features a detached pool pavilion, which is just fancy realtor-speak for 'a place to sit and judge people who actually get their hair wet.' It sits on a 10,000-square-foot lot, providing plenty of space for Josh to practice his signature eye-roll while looking at properties that aren't nearly as expensive as his own. Rumor has it Josh realized he couldn't find a single decent bagel in a ten-mile radius and decided the whole state was a write-off. He’s packing up his sarcasm and heading for drier pastures, leaving behind a house that probably has more marble than a Roman museum. If you have ten million bucks and don't mind the constant threat of an alligator in your infinity pool, Josh is ready to take your check and run back to Beverly Hills as fast as his chauffeured car can carry him.