Milo Ventimiglia Perfects His ‘Hot DILF’ Smoulder While Holding New Human Child

Hollywood’s favorite brooding mustache-haver Milo Ventimiglia has officially welcomed baby number two with his wife, Jarah Mariano. Sources—meaning my own vivid imagination—confirm that the baby was born already wearing a leather jacket and leaning against a brick wall with a perfectly sculpted, slightly pained expression. We haven't seen the face yet, but let’s be real: that kid is going to have at least three emotional monologues before they hit preschool. Milo is likely currently practicing how to stare intensely into a bassinet while a slow, acoustic guitar track plays in the background. It's just what he does. It’s his brand. Now that Milo and Jarah have two under two, they’ve officially moved from 'chick flick couple' to 'dangerously caffeinated survivalists.' We wish the happy couple luck as they navigate the terrifying world of double strollers, which are essentially the 18-wheelers of the sidewalk world. May your diaper bags always be chic and your naps be long.