Momoa Forces Children To Witness Dad In Rare Fully-Clothed Surface Dwellers Costume

Jason Momoa finally emerged from the depths of the ocean this week, dragging his poor kids, Lola and Nakoa-Wolf, to a 'Supergirl' event in London. In a shocking breach of the family’s 'Must Be Sopping Wet At All Times' policy, the actor was seen wearing actual fabrics that were not harvested from a coral reef. Sources say the children were visibly startled to see their father in a 'rare red carpet appearance' that didn’t involve him fist-fighting a CGI kraken or dripping salt water on the upholstery. For once, Jason wasn't trying to communicate with a school of tuna, opting instead to communicate with the paparazzi. How the mighty have fallen into the terrifying world of casual smart-wear. While the kids looked adorable, rumors are swirling that they spent the entire limo ride asking Jason where his trident was and if he’d forgotten how to breathe air. Honestly, it’s a lot to process for two kids who are used to their dad being 90 percent beard and 10 percent trident. Hopefully, they got home in time to hose him down before he dried out completely.