Morgan Fairchild Trapped in Bow Tie Vortex During First Date with Pee-wee!

Honey, pour the tea and buckle your seatbelt because Morgan Fairchild just dropped the wildest nostalgia bomb. Apparently, when she first met the late, great Paul Reubens, she didn't get a handshake or a fancy Hollywood air-kiss. Instead, she got the full, high-pitched giggle treatment before he’d even officially landed a movie deal. Imagine being the world's premier glamour queen and finding out your new pal is essentially a toddler in a very tight gray suit. Morgan recalls that Paul basically 'emerged' as his alter-ego during their first encounter, leaving her to navigate the surreal landscape of a man who loved oversized bow ties more than life itself. Most of us meet a guy and worry if he’s a Leo; Morgan had to worry if he was going to make her sit on a talking chair named Chairry for three hours. She took it all in stride, obviously, because Fairchild has the patience of a saint and the hair of a goddess. She knew she was witnessing genius, even if that genius involved loud laughing and a very small bike. It’s a miracle she didn’t end up stuck in the Playhouse permanent-style. Honestly, if a man tried to 'Pee-wee' me on a first meeting, I’d be checking for hidden cameras and an escape hatch, but Morgan just found it totally charming.