Mormon Momtok Meltdown as Ex Requests 500-Yard Safe Zone From TikTok Transitions

The Utah drainage system is clogged with glitter and tears once again. Post-divorce bliss has hit a snag as Taylor Frankie Paul’s ex-husband, Tate, has officially filed for a temporary restraining order. While most guys just block their ex on Instagram, Tate is out here involving the actual judicial system to keep the 'Momtok' energy at a manageable distance. Word on the street is that Tate isn't just looking for peace and quiet; he's looking for a total modification of their custody vibes. It turns out that having your life turned into a viral 15-second clip with a sped-up remix of a pop song isn't the relaxing co-parenting experience he signed up for. Local sources say he's tired of wondering if a choreographed dance-off is lurking behind every refrigerator door. Taylor, the queen of the viral scandal, is likely busy picking out a perfectly coordinated 'courtroom-chic' outfit while Tate tries to remember what life was like before every family disagreement was edited with a flashy transition. If the judge grants the order, we’re looking at the world’s first legally mandated TikTok-free zone in the greater Salt Lake City area.