Nanny State Emergency: Couple Engaged on Camera Shocked Public Actually Watched Them

In a turn of events that has left the world’s childcare professionals questioning their life choices, Mitchell Bienvenue and Taylor Hayward are officially firing back at the haters who think their televised engagement was as real as a Hollywood chin implant. They got engaged on 'Million Dollar Nannies,' and now they’re shocked—shocked, I tell you—that the internet has opinions about it. Mitchell and Taylor seem genuinely confused that people found their grand romantic gesture a little bit 'staged.' Honey, you invited a camera crew, three lighting guys, and a producer named Gary to your intimate moment. Of course, the internet is going to roast you. That’s the unspoken contract of reality TV: we give you fifteen minutes of fame, and in exchange, we get to call your diamond ring a prop. Despite the digital tomatoes being hurled their way, the couple insists their love is the real skin-care-routine deal. They’ve basically told the critics to go back to their basements while they enjoy their nouveau-riche nanny bliss. It’s a brave new world when the people raising Beverly Hills toddlers are more dramatic than the toddlers themselves.