Nicole Kidman Spotted Wearing Literal Cardboard Box to Hide From Economy Class Peons

Nicole Kidman is officially done with velvet tracksuits and oversized sunglasses. Sources say the starlet has discovered that the ultimate airport chic isn't a designer label, but a recycled shipping container with two tiny eye-holes poked through the side. It’s the only way to ensure the guy in seat 42B doesn’t ask for a selfie while she’s trying to disown the smell of Biscoff cookies. Margot Robbie followed suit, reportedly boarding a flight to London wearing nothing but bubble wrap and a 'FRAGILE' sticker. While commoners are shelling out seven dollars for a knock-off scarf, Emily Blunt was seen using a reinforced mailing envelope as a fascinator. It’s breathable, it’s water-resistant, and most importantly, it screams 'don't talk to me, I have a three-picture deal.' Experts say the 'Package Core' trend is taking over because it’s the only aesthetic that truly reflects how empty we all feel inside during a six-hour layover in Newark. If you want the look for cheap, just wait for your next delivery of organic cat litter and wear the box as a jumpsuit. Just remember: if you aren't taped shut, you aren't high fashion.