North West Takes Over Stylist Duties as Kanye and Bianca Lose Their Pants

It was only a matter of time before the smallest West took the wheel. While Kerry Washington was busy looking like a normal, glamorous human and Ben Affleck was likely looking for his next Dunkin’ fix, North West was busy curating the most stressful family outing in history. The trio stepped out in matching monochromatic shrouds that suggest they aren't just going to lunch—they’re auditioning for a high-budget sci-fi film where no one is allowed to blink. Kanye West and Bianca Censori have officially reached their final form: accessories for a pre-teen. Bianca was seen wearing something that looks like it was harvested from a high-end yoga studio’s dumpster, while Kanye opted for his signature 'I’m hiding from my own face' vibe. North, meanwhile, looked like she was one step away from firing them both for not being avant-garde enough. Sources say the look was inspired by 'a very expensive rock,' and honestly, it shows. It’s hard to tell where the sidewalk ends and the West-Censori family begins. If you aren't wearing three layers of heavy spandex in eighty-degree weather, are you even trying? Probably not. We’re just waiting for the day North makes them wear giant inflatable cubes to the grocery store.