Orange You Glad He’s Home? Cody Gakpo Discovers Noa’s Cereal Milk Addiction

Listen, we all knew Cody Gakpo was fast on the field, but apparently, he’s not fast enough to beat Noa van der Bij to the breakfast nook. Word is the Liverpool legend walked into the kitchen after a grueling shift at the World Cup only to find the pantry looking like a ghost town. We aren't talking about missing diamonds; we're talking about the missing sugary goodness of their favorite cereal. Noa, who usually spends her time looking absolutely flawless in high-fashion fits, was reportedly caught red-handed with a spoon and a very guilty expression. When you're a high-profile Dutch power couple, the stakes are usually about goal averages or red carpets, but right now, it’s all about who drank the last drop of the semi-skimmed. Cody might be able to evade a sliding tackle from a world-class defender, but he’s got no defense against Noa’s snack attacks. Sources close to the toaster say the couple is currently negotiating a new treaty that involves labeled Tupperware and a secondary backup stash hidden in the laundry room. It’s a domestic thriller, and frankly, we’re team Noa on this one.