Paranoid Nick Jonas Demands Priyanka Chopra Prove She Isn't Fast Food Prankster

The Jonas Brother reportedly treated their first DM exchange like a high-security hostage negotiation involving time-stamped selfies and biometric eye scans.

Look, we all know Nick Jonas is the brooding one who wears itsy-bitsy leather jackets, but apparently, he’s also a part-time digital forensic investigator. Priyanka Chopra just revealed that when they first started chatting, Nick wasn't satisfied with a standard 'hello.' He actually demanded she send a time-stamped photo to prove she wasn't a bot or a teenager in a basement pretending to be a global superstar. Imagine Priyanka Chopra, literal Miss World, having to hold up a copy of today's newspaper like she’s being held for ransom just to get a date with a guy who used to sing about 'Burning Up.' Most people just ask for a vibe check, but Nick went full TSA pre-check on her. I’m surprised he didn’t ask her to solve a CAPTCHA or identify all the squares containing crosswalks before he’d agree to dinner. Frankly, it’s a miracle they made it to the altar. If someone asked me for a time-stamped selfie to prove my identity, I’d send back a photo of a potato and block their number. But Priyanka is a saint, so she played along with Nick’s 'Catfish' paranoia. Let’s just hope he doesn’t make her swipe a badge every time she enters the living room now.