Pat McAfee Claims Travis Kelce Is So In Love He Forgot How Football Works

Look, we all knew Travis Kelce was down bad, but Pat McAfee just confirmed that the man is basically a walking heart-eyes emoji at this point. Pat went on his show and basically acted like he’d just witnessed the birth of a new galaxy, describing Travis and Taylor’s NYC wedding vibes like he was narrating a nature documentary about two golden retrievers finding a forever home together. According to Pat, the 'love' is so intense it’s practically a physical fog surrounding the couple. Neighbors in Kansas City are worried the sheer amount of romantic energy coming from Travis is going to blow out the local power grid. Trav is allegedly so distracted by his starry-eyed bliss that he tried to tackle a defensive end last week but ended up just whispering 'Karma is my boyfriend' into their earhole. Pat seemed to imply that the wedding was so fancy and love-filled that merely standing near Travis caused people to leave with better skin and lower cholesterol. If Travis gets any more 'in love,' he’s going to start showing up to games in a sequined jersey and asking the ref if they can settle the score with a choreographed dance-off instead of a fourth-down conversion.