Paulina Porizkova Refuses to Hire Real Band, Forced Sons to Work Reception

Paulina Porizkova just tied the knot with TV writer Jeff Greenstein, and while the nuptials looked dreamy, the payroll department was suspiciously quiet. Instead of hiring a professional string quartet or even a local DJ with a cracked laptop, Paulina decided that her two adult sons with the late Ric Ocasek were the perfect budget-friendly solution for the reception entertainment. Nothing says 'magical wedding day' like your own children sweating through their suits while trying to remember the bass line to 'My Best Friend’s Girl' while you sip champagne. Sources say the boys were paid in extra slices of cake and the promise that they wouldn’t have to do the dishes after the honeymoon. It’s the ultimate supermodel power move: why pay for a wedding singer when you literally birthed the band? Jeff Greenstein seemed happy enough to have the free labor on standby, though guests were reportedly confused when the 'live music' section of the evening started sounding remarkably like a high school talent show rehearsal. We just hope the boys got a decent tip for playing their mother's walk down the aisle, otherwise, this is a clear case of child labor in the most fabulous way possible.