Piano Man Billy Joel Banned From Dollywood After Attempting To Play The Log Flume

Listen, we all know Billy Joel loves a good melody, but he took his tribute to Dolly Parton a little too literally this weekend. Witnesses say the music legend was spotted sprinting toward the splash zone at Dollywood, screaming that the splashing water was 'out of key' and needed a professional touch. Security had to intercept the star before he could drag a baby grand piano into the middle of the Smoky Mountain River Rampage. Billy was allegedly seen trying to teach a group of animatronic bears the bridge to 'New York State of Mind,' much to the confusion of a family from Ohio just trying to eat their funnel cakes in peace. He eventually settled for posting some cute family snaps, but the damage was done. The park staff is currently investigating how he managed to fit an entire harmonica into a turkey leg. Dolly, honey, if you're reading this, please send this man a rhinestone map back to Long Island before he tries to turn the Ferris wheel into a giant vinyl record.