Pretty Woman’s Son Finally Learns Which Fork is for Salad During NYC Stroll

America’s Sweetheart Julia Roberts was spotted dragging her grown-up son Phinnaeus across the pavement like he was a very expensive piece of luggage that finally learned how to walk. Usually, these kids are kept in a hyperbaric chamber filled with organic kale until they are thirty, so seeing one in the wild is basically like a Bigfoot sighting, but with better hair and significantly more sunscreen. The pair were walking arm-in-arm, which is mom-speak for 'I am holding onto you so you don’t wander into a TikTok dance trend.' Julia looked effortlessly chic, probably because her smile is literally powered by the sun, while Phinnaeus looked like he was just happy to be included in the simulation. It’s a bold move for a 21-year-old to be seen with his mother without a paper bag over his head, but when your mom is an Oscar winner, you make exceptions. Word on the street is they were heading to a high-end lunch where Julia supposedly taught him the ancient art of keeping his elbows off the table. It’s a tough life being the offspring of Hollywood royalty, mostly because you have to spend your twenties explaining to people how to pronounce your name while your mom wears sunglasses that cost more than your college tuition. We just hope he got a dessert out of the deal for not checking his phone for twenty whole minutes.