PRINCE WILLIAM STUCK ON BUS WITH CROCODILE BOY AFTER LOSING ROYAL LIMO KEYS

In a move that’s absolutely ruined the vibe of the 159 to Westminster, Prince William was spotted slumming it on a public bus because his chauffeur apparently took the day off. Witnesses say Wills looked terrified of the contactless payment pad, poking it like it was a live landmine while trying not to get his royal coat stuck in the folding doors. Adding to the chaos, he was joined by Robert Irwin, who reportedly spent the entire journey checking the floorboards for venomous snakes and asking if the bus ran on recycled eucalyptus leaves. Passengers were treated to the sight of the heir to the throne holding onto a greasy yellow pole for dear life while Milly Alcock sat three rows back trying to pretend she was in a completely different timeline. Rumor has it the Prince actually enjoyed the 'commoner experience' until he realized there were no heated seats or snack service. He spent forty minutes explaining to a confused pensioner that he didn't have any spare change because his face is literally on the money, which should count for something.