Property Brother Jonathan Scott Finally Finds a House He Can’t Fix: Reality

It’s happening, folks. Jonathan Scott has officially decided that renovating three-thousand-square-foot fixer-uppers isn’t enough of a headache. He’s taking his tall, flannel-clad energy to the daytime talk show circuit with a pilot called 'BETTER!', because apparently, our lives are just one giant mid-century modern kitchen waiting for a backsplash. Word on the street is that Jonathan is treating the talk show set like a high-stakes demolition project. He’s allegedly banned any guest who can’t swing a hammer and insists on interviewing a-listers while they are both wearing safety goggles. If you thought Ellen was intense, wait until this guy tries to load-bearing wall your deepest secrets. He’s calling this his 'dream,' which is slightly concerning because most people’s dreams involve winning the lottery or eating pizza that makes you lose weight, not hosting a show in a suit that probably costs more than a granite countertop. We just hope Zooey Deschanel is ready to have her morning coffee interrupted by Jonathan practicing his monologue in front of a mirror made of reclaimed barn wood.