Regina Hall Rebrands Her Mini Mansion As Quaint To Avoid Tax Man

Regina Hall is out here trying to convince us she’s living like a medieval peasant, and honestly, we have to stan the commitment to the bit. The actress recently called her Los Angeles home 'quaint,' which is celebrity-speak for 'only has twelve bathrooms instead of twenty.' It’s a bold move in a city where a 'fixer-upper' usually costs three limbs and your first-born child. Word on the street is Regina is leaning so hard into the cottagecore aesthetic that she’s replaced her smart fridge with a bowl of artisanal mud. Friends claim she’s been seen practicing her 'humble girl' face in the mirror just in case the IRS rolls by to check if those chandeliers are actually made of Swarovski crystals or just really shiny pieces of recycled plastic. She says the space is all about the vibes, but we know the truth. By calling it 'quaint,' she’s hoping the architectural police don't realize her walk-in closet is technically large enough to host a mid-sized Coachella lineup. It’s not a mansion, guys, it’s just a very large, very expensive, very gated shed with a heated infinity pool! Honestly, if Regina Hall wants us to believe she’s living in a cozy little hobbit hole while she cashes those Hollywood checks, we’re going to let her. Just don’t be surprised if her next 'quaint' purchase is a modest private jet that only seats forty people.